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It’s like they always say — time is a flat calendar until Big Calendar tells you Sunday comes first. In an episode measured somewhere between four fall months and 6’7 memes, George, Ashton, Ben, and OT tumble from NPR voice warm-ups into a spirited crusade against presumptuous photo guys, snack-table etiquette (“chips for the children”), and the eternal question: do you ask before you grab the cashews? It’s like they always say — you gotta lose a wallet to find yourself (and also check the backpack side pocket). Along the way, OT reveals a lateral leap into Cybersecurity Land, Ashton explains JSON like a champ, Ben litigates FatCon with compassion, and George swears raw nuts are a war crime. I guess it’s just like they always say — you can’t fight City Hall… but you can fight Big Calendar. Enjoy the show!

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Is there a color that represents the number nine? What does a sound taste like? And why do we find fiber so unsettling? We embark on a journey into the strange world of synesthesia, a neurological phenomenon that combines senses in unexpected ways, before delving into the murky depths of our own digestive systems and the horrifying image of fiberous wood chips. We also ponder the mystery of the fairer sex, debating whether a period or a surprise baseball to the ribs is the worse of two evils. Plus, we discuss the best and worst dog breeds, which of course leads us down a rabbit hole of whether the podcast is destroying women’s reproductive health. As always, we dive into some deep cuts with a sprinkle of absurdity and the gift of GAB. Get ready to dive deep into the fascinating world of fiber and its various forms, both the delightful and the downright disturbing! We also get deep into the confusing world of prebiotics, probiotics, and postbiotics. What is the difference? Do you even need all three? Is it a placebo or just plain weird? George gets lost in a sea of donuts and beers, while Ben knows way too much about Monte Cristo sandwiches and their strange pairing with berry compote. Oh, and we can’t forget the epic journey into the world of the ever-so-confusing, “Toilsee Gabbert”. What the heck is a “tall boy”? We answer your pressing questions about the world, and just maybe find a little time to talk about a certain parasitic worm that once lived in George’s belly.

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Get ready for a heady dose of existential dread with this week’s episode of The Gift of G.A.B. We’re joined by George on the eve of his 21st birthday, but the big question is, is the joy of a first legal drink worth the loss of the magic? George, in the midst of a philosophical crisis, wonders if his love for a good bar hop will be tarnished once he’s no longer a criminal in the eyes of the law. The lads delve into the depths of the universe, pondering the existence of aliens, and how those pesky Higgs fields might impact their plans for interstellar travel. We also explore the dark side of social media and the manipulative tactics used by big corporations to keep us hooked, all while debating the ethicality of using non-toxic glue to make cheese stick to pizza. A rollercoaster of thought-provoking discussions about AI, alcohol, and the universe, all topped with a heaping dose of G.A.B. absurdity. You don’t want to miss this one!

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It’s like reuniting with an old friend after aeons apart, only to find they’ve grown a mullet and become an exceptional cook. George, Ashton, Ben, and OT stumble upon podcast gold in this long-awaited Season 2, Episode 7 of The Gift of G.A.B. Unlike Ashton’s interactions with toxic opponents in his Madden days, the crew found common ground as they reminisced over their weird school experiences and oddball memories.

Navigating through the maelstrom of current Gen Z slang, tech addiction confessions, and some rogue YouTube influencers, our fearless hosts somehow manage to extract pure auditory diamonds from their chaotic chatter. Not to mention, Ashton’s rekindled cleaning obsession and George’s caffeine-fueled productivity spree bring a new dimension of hilarity to this spellbinding reunion episode.

From AI quibbles to LinkedIn influencers (who knew?), the G.A.B. squad proves that sometimes, you need to be utterly away for truths to emerge. Just like they always say—after the haze of Clash Royale clears, it’s all about the quality cleanup. And you gotta love it. Enjoy the reclamation of sanity.

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What happens when Disneyland-themed antics, childhood meals, and turbulence-fueled adrenaline rushes collide? It’s a whirlwind of chaos, hilarity, and a touch of real talk as George, Ashton, Ben, and Ivan (sitting in for OT) take to the mics in Season Two, Episode Six of ‘The Gift of G.A.B.’ With OT off on a magical escapade, the rest of the crew dives deep into everything from sibling showdowns and ratatouille moments to air travel fears and the secret lives of flight attendants. Spoiler: There’s no bad boy of the skies here, just a bunch of wicked toddlers making you laugh. Tune in and enjoy the ride!

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In this episode, join George, Ashton, Ben, and special guest Ivan Pelly as they navigate through a sea of unexpected topics. From the eternal struggle of pee shyness to a hilarious breakdown of public pranks courtesy of ChatGPT, no stone is left unturned. Discover George’s unique peeing strategies, discuss the intricacies of AI-generated comedy, and ponder over the world’s ugliest color combinations. Plus, we dive into movie recommendations, debunk the mysteries of zero-calorie sodas, and talk about everything under the sun, all while contemplating the future of our planet. Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe cry a bit as we embark on this wild ride. And remember, no elevators were harmed in the making of this episode!

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This EP is a deep dive into APIs — what they are, what they do, what those letters stand for, and more. As a special segment we try and see if George can guess what those letters stand for. Without spoiling anything, he gives a pretttyyyy wacky response… you’re really just gonna wanna watch the EP and find out.

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Guy’s this is a good EP, just trust me. Please.

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In this hot off the press new episode, the crew perseveres through intense drowsiness (it being a late night EP) to discuss George’s lactose intolerance, George’s surf instruction gender blunders, and a bunch of other stuff about stupid George since I guess that’s all we talk about on this show. Leave a comment if you want to hear some more about ME, Ashton!

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In this episode, OT is outed as a sharp cheese conspiracy theorist.

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