The Gift of G.A.B.

What makes a successful prison break? Is it the profound desperation of the escapees, willing to do anything to avoid a life of incarceration? Is it awe-inspiring cunning and stealth to fool the warden? Maybe one particularly beefy meat brain to incapacitate a few guards? Actually, it is none of these things. In reality, the most important part of such a daring undertaking is an eerily lifelike poop effigy to simulate a sleeping body during head count. Just one catch: get caught, and you return not only to a life of confinement, but a life of poopbed as well. We also talk about Twilight and International heist rings.

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Blink and you might miss this new EP. In what many are calling the strongest hour and 15 minutes in the entire Gift of G.A.B. discography, jokes are coming and going at the speed of light. The crew sits down and discusses such riveting topics as OT’s alleged “job” and the “responsibilities” that come with “it,” ancient societies and their needlessly convoluted (but still so awesome) systems of payment, and George’s role in the Tracewell pie making process.

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In this fashionably late new EP, the crew gathers round to give thanks and shoot the breeze. Topics include each crew member’s family traditions, things that are overrated, all the gory details of block chain encryption, and so much more.

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In this raunchy new EP, George, Ashton and Ben go it alone — you know what that means: Ashton on tech. But, as they say, pressure makes diamonds, and this was no exception. The resulting episode was not only gut-busting and knee-slapping, but incisive and poignant as well. Topics include the crew’s favorite Coldplay song, the intricate dynamics of a Clara-roast, and how smidgy ended up in Ashton’s mind space (shouts-out smidge).

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In this riveting new EP, the crew questions the validity of OT’s so-called “job,” debuts a bevy of brand-new sound bytes, exposes repeat offender Ben for yet another on-your-phone-while-podcasting blunder, and tops it off with a thrilling rendition of George and Ashton’s original, never before seen or heard (with the exception of Obug) western plot.

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In this highly anticipated new EP, the crew sits down with friend of the show (and roommate of Rachel “the rage dog” Ginn) Emma Tracewell to discuss some heavy hitting topics, ranging from the profound stupidity of children to the nitty gritty inner-workings of the dark web.

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In this racy new EP, the crew sits down and shuts up with local hunk Aidan Speake. The discussion takes many interesting turns, chief among them the bizarre gubernatorial campaign of deranged conspiracy theorist Mike Grover Coltharp.

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In this thrilling new EP, the crew review Ben Shaprio’s rather debate-lordy take on John Lennon’s “Imagine,” discuss George’s soft and gooey center as it relates to physical pain, self-reflect on each of our greatest weaknesses, and so much more.

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In this bone-chilling and simultaneously gut-busting EP, the crew reads conversations with an advanced AI regarding God and consciousness, looks at a few particularly hilarious libertarian debate highlights, marvels at one of R. Kelly’s more transparently predatory live performances, and so much more.

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In our longest and most sciencey episode thus far, the crew sits down with mechanobiologist Dr. Eli Shelton. In addition to fielding all of your guys’ science-related questions, we also discuss such thrilling topics as resonance, gene editing, the famous math problem from Good Will Hunting, and so much more.

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